Recipe for Nightmares

Step 1: Play Guitar Hero for the first time.
Step 2: Once you've learned how to work the buttons, play the hardest song on Expert mode.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you just can't take it any more.
Step 4: Attempt to play a game of shuffleboard.

Pornographic Fetish Movies with These Titles Should Exist.

• Maxxximum Security
• The Sexiest Giant
• The Foot Fungi from the Planet Erotium
• Tits! The Musical
• Boner Bender
  
• What I Learned at Man Camp
• When Gynaecologists Attack!
• Vixen (And Other Reindeer)
• Sperm Allergy V
• Sorority Slaughter in the House of Wax Dicks
• Babes in Babes in Toyland
  

So It's labor day..

..and yet I'm working!
What the hell!?
It's retarded enough that I have to work today, (may I remind you, labor day) but I have no ride to get back home, because I don't think there are any bus drivers working today, so I had to get a ride for work. How am I going to get back? It's a mistery.

I guess it's a good thing we have no customers, so that's nice, just laying back here.

Am I the only retard working on this bloody holiday? Please tell me otherwise..

On much happier news, Looks like things are looking up for the revo. I can't wait to get my hands on one.

Recipe for Fun

Ingredients:

One Goodyear Blimp (or equivalent)
As much popcorn as the blimp can carry

Pop the popcorn. Put all the popped corn in a bag or bay underneath the blimp. Make sure that it can be opened from the bridge in such a manner that its contents spill out. Fly the blimp over a parade or sporting event. Release the popcorn.

The Tao of Programming, which is a good book

3.4

A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: ``How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?''

``It will take one year,'' said the master promptly.

``But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?''

The master programmer frowned. ``In that case, it will take two years.''

``And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?''

The master programmer shrugged. ``Then the design will never be completed,'' he said.

More.

Unmod Le Blog

Unmod: The Blog Experiment

Okay guys, first off, make some blogger accounts, then reply here.
That will be phase one for now.

Edit: I also need a electronic mail adress so I could send the invite.