what the fuck is all this code

Go listen to Ratatat

I am serious.

Whatever happened to Trigger Happy TV?

I sure miss that show, they had some of the most funniest skits/pranks I've seen, great show, did that show died or what?

For those who are unfamiliar with it, this is a small compilation of Trigger Happy TV.

shpladoink: i went and got a new light bulb for my night light
shpladoink: because it is too dark in here at night and i trip over things when i need to go to the bathroom
shpladoink: so i put in this new bulb
shpladoink: and like five minutes later it goes out
Flesymfc: D:
shpladoink: i think, "dammit. oh well, i'm already in bed. i'll mess with it tomorrow."
shpladoink: a minute later, it goes back on
shpladoink: then off again
shpladoink: then on
Flesymfc: D: D:
shpladoink: and i realize i bought flashing bulbs
Flesymfc: D: D: D:
shpladoink: and i laughed
Flesymfc: :D D:
shpladoink: so i went digging through my box of light bulbs and now i have a blue one from a string of christmas lights instead
shpladoink: which does not flash
shpladoink: but it goes well with the leds in my computer

chatstfu

shpladoink: this dude is giving me 5 bucks a piece to copy porn dvds for him
shpladoink: the name of this cd is "virtual sex with mercedes"
MasAlla180: ROFL
shpladoink: so i wrote on the one i burned
shpladoink: "cybar secks with a popular car model"
MasAlla180: OHHH HAHAHA
shpladoink: i'm roffling
shpladoink: FIRZT TIME VIRGIN ROFFLES
shpladoink: NEVAR ROFFL'D BE4
shpladoink: CAWT ON TAEP

Mad TV is funny again

I like the way he puts the Halo 2 game upside down. Way to mess up that X-BoxCircle.

Tickle Me Elmo

The new "Tickle Me Elmo" toy:



His laugh starts sounding less cute and more maniacal along the way, and he looks like he's having a fucking seizure at times.

Yarr, fond memories

One time in middle school when the ball went astray during a four square game, the kid that ran to get it accidently kicked the ball up against the wall as he was running towards it. This caused the ball to ricochet off of the wall and hit him squarely in the face, knocking his glasses off. Then, due to his close proximity to the wall, the ball bounced off of his face, back to the wall, and directly to his nuts.

It was an amazing day for four square.

It's no "Tunak Tunak", but...

...it's still a funny video by Daler Mehndi.

Recipe for Nightmares

Step 1: Play Guitar Hero for the first time.
Step 2: Once you've learned how to work the buttons, play the hardest song on Expert mode.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you just can't take it any more.
Step 4: Attempt to play a game of shuffleboard.

Pornographic Fetish Movies with These Titles Should Exist.

• Maxxximum Security
• The Sexiest Giant
• The Foot Fungi from the Planet Erotium
• Tits! The Musical
• Boner Bender
  
• What I Learned at Man Camp
• When Gynaecologists Attack!
• Vixen (And Other Reindeer)
• Sperm Allergy V
• Sorority Slaughter in the House of Wax Dicks
• Babes in Babes in Toyland
  

So It's labor day..

..and yet I'm working!
What the hell!?
It's retarded enough that I have to work today, (may I remind you, labor day) but I have no ride to get back home, because I don't think there are any bus drivers working today, so I had to get a ride for work. How am I going to get back? It's a mistery.

I guess it's a good thing we have no customers, so that's nice, just laying back here.

Am I the only retard working on this bloody holiday? Please tell me otherwise..

On much happier news, Looks like things are looking up for the revo. I can't wait to get my hands on one.

Recipe for Fun

Ingredients:

One Goodyear Blimp (or equivalent)
As much popcorn as the blimp can carry

Pop the popcorn. Put all the popped corn in a bag or bay underneath the blimp. Make sure that it can be opened from the bridge in such a manner that its contents spill out. Fly the blimp over a parade or sporting event. Release the popcorn.

The Tao of Programming, which is a good book

3.4

A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: ``How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?''

``It will take one year,'' said the master promptly.

``But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?''

The master programmer frowned. ``In that case, it will take two years.''

``And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?''

The master programmer shrugged. ``Then the design will never be completed,'' he said.

More.

Unmod Le Blog

Unmod: The Blog Experiment

Okay guys, first off, make some blogger accounts, then reply here.
That will be phase one for now.

Edit: I also need a electronic mail adress so I could send the invite.